- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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