Justin Bieber

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Okay, after this one then...

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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