What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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