why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

I was once a hamster.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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