Whats wrong with that Nothing

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Has u seen my grammar?

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Want to hear a joke? No.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

suck my balls mr.garison

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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