Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Woman's Rights

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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