- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

The WNBA

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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