- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

hey John will you make some copies

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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