Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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