- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What comes after 69? 70

VAGINA.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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