how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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you...

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Hello.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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THE GAME.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Lil' Wayne

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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