What's long and black? A line at KFC.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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