A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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