WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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