- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Wright flyer

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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