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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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I'm Batman.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

every knight i see an owl at window

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

I'm Batman.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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