- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

knock knock who's there ?

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Your social life.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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