- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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