In soviet russia, roses are violet

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

what is racecar backwards in reverse

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

My friend harris is fat.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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