whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Yo momma so fat you have aids