How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

why does column have a letter n?

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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