what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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A Sloth runs...

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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