Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Womens' sports

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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