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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why was the gay guy sad?

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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