- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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