- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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