- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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