- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

baby seal walks into a club

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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