Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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You see how lame this is?

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Anti Joke

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