Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Banana Hamock.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Are you Drew?

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Cripples are lame.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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