- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

oooh look a banshee

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

How high is a Chinaman

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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