- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Knock, Knock Come in

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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