What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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What's the deal with brown?

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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whats one plus one penis

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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