- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

honest politician

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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