How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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womens rights

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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PSN IS UP

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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