Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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all your base are belong to mark

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Anti Joke

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