- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Caca.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Why was the woman?

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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