- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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