- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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