Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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How old are you? 20

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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