- Anti Joke

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Potato!

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere