i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Black people having a Job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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