How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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