why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Republicans

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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