how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Christianity

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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