whats worse than school? Summer school

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

identical jokes get different votes.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

A French man gets into a fight

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

fish fishy caoimhin

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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