Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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