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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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A white person at Harvard

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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