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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

What is red? A rock painted red

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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