What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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24

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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book 'em danno

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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