- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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