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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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