- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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