How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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