What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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