So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Anti Joke

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