- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

mental kid

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Muslim athletes.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Your future.

Sex vagina. lol.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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