What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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captcha: all yer base

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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The Game.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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