5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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