- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Christianity

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

men

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