- Anti Joke

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Your wife died during the delivery.