Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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How high is a Chinaman

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Guess what? The Game.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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giddy goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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