Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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