- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Rebecca Black's career.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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