- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

The Christian Bible.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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