How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

shut up kobe!

Butt poop.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

breasts

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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