Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

I like your hair

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

get in the car.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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