One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

a fish swimming in the water swims

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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