What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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