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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Punching a baby

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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