Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Jerry.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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i love to lick...

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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