Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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