why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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