What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

oh hai

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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