What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Anti Joke

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