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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Women Sports.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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