- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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