- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Robin get in the Batmobile.

I hate blackniggers

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Which is longer? A rope...

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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