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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Jewwy Jewstein

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

women's rights

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

42, that is all

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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