Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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