What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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