There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Butt poop.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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acualy is dolan

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There's a god, just kidding.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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