- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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