What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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