What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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