- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

roses are red, violets are violet.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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