What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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CAS

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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