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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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im a willy bum bum

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Hi

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Hahaha

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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