- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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