Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

JUST KIDDING^

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

He walked in a bar

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Catholicism.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...