What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Refrigerator

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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