- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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