what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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My kids are mistakes.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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