- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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