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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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its all aodhan

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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