If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Your Mother

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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